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Tuesday, March 20, 2018

1001 Reasons Not To Clean - #26 through #30

Welcome to 1001 Reasons Not to Clean! The main goal of this series is to see if I can actually reach 1001 reasons, 5 reasons at a time (the final post, if I get there, will be 6 reasons). I'm sure I can. It's not just my crazy brain being unrealistic, right? Links to previous posts are below. And feel free to share your excuses, and they might get added to my list (with credit, of course)!

#1 through #5 ~ #6 through #10 ~ #11 through #15 ~ #16 through #20 ~ #21 through #25

26. It's Ostara/Spring Equinox (first official day of spring!) and you have eggs to dye with your kids. Maybe this year my Wish Egg should be to wish away having to clean ever again.

27. Since it's the first day of spring, and you're the kind of person who goes against the grain, you don't want it to appear that you're doing any Spring Cleaning.

28. Well, it's spring! And wouldn't you rather go for a walk and enjoy a nice spring day instead of cleaning? Wait, it's cold outside because you're dumb enough to live too far north for spring to actually start on the first day of spring. But it's much nicer to imagine there's lovely weather and you're walking outside in it instead of cleaning. (Also refer back to #17.)

29. When you actually try to clean, a cat declares your file box as his. And he's too cute to move, which makes it easier to give up on cleaning. Even when he jumps out, the disruption has solidified your decision to throw your hands up in surrender.

30. You'd rather play Summoner's War. (How many games am I up to now?)

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